MOTHER FUCKER.
Didn't they see what he did to Constantine? DIDN'T THEY SEE???

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"I shall call you ageless, faceless, gender-neutral, culturally ambiguous, adventurer person. AFGNCAAP for short. " --Dalboz the Dungeon Master, ZORK: Grand Inquisitor

People seem to think he exudes some sort of "Spike-esque" qualities, but the only similarity between the two I can see is that they're both two-dimensional. Reeves is the most atrocious actor I've ever seen outside of sci-fi channel original movies (and at least those people OVER act! He can't even do that!).

I'm so mad I can't even concentrate. XD I'M SEETHING WITH RAGE.

Ok... let's see what we need. We need guns, transportation... what else?

Bank robbery.

I'll sharpen my sword.

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I would know you.

Alibis. Latex gloves to prevent leaving any fingerprints. Probably the cooperation of Reeve's personal driver or disgruntled hair stylist.

Right, funds.

Ok people, we can do this.

Operation Kill Keanu in effect now!

Don't forget, the final blow is mine. I've been after this sonuvabitch foryears.

I don't think we really need alibis, but we'll have some just in case. I mean, really. What judge or jury would convict us?

I need you to coerce/seduce one of those two, maybe even both (Hell, it could be fun).

Meanwhile, I'll find out Keanu's whereabouts.

Understood. We'll provide back up!

You can be there to calm me down when I'm standing over Reeve's bloody, mashed up corpse, covered in blood myself and screaming at the top of my lungs while I beat his skull in with a tire iron.

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Cowboy Bebop is really, really important to me. XD